Sunday, April 15, 2012

Tuesday, March 27 Leave the money and run

Well, finally we’ll have to go home.  With all the dithering about the house, I hadn’t gotten down to the pool or shore at all, so Linda and I strolled down early in the morning.  It really was quite idyllic, and we had the opportunity to meet our host who was out paddle-surfing.   

We agreed to meet at 11A and he’d take us to the airport, a pleasant courtesy.  Having double-checked all tickets, passports etc. we’re set to go … except that, rather than the invoice I expected in Pay Pal, our host is expecting us to settle in CASH right then and there.  Yikes!  But it worked out to be PRECISELY the amount of US dollars we had just received from Claudette.  So Linda (our designate banker this trip) goes home with a whopping ONE DOLLAR in her wallet, I have about $20.  Just a little slim.

Leaving the country was pretty easy.  Luggage gets riffled through, we surrender the remaining half of the immigration form we’d completed when entering Mexico, and we saunter off to the gate after purchasing some last-minute remembrances.  The flight to Houston is full, and the immigration line is lengthy but does keep moving.  We were told at the airport that because we were travelling together we’d only need one US immigration form, but that didn’t work as we don’t have the same address.  Poor Linda was left to de-code a form printed in Spanish while I processed into the country.  The big snag?  SANDWICHES!!  Because, you see, we are bringing FOOD into the country.  So I get a monster, Hester-Prynne-worthy, red A on my form and, naturally, we’re diverted for an agricultural inspection.  The first step is to muscle your bag onto a conveyor belt which is too steep for most bags, so you wind up pushing your suitcase uphill until the horizontal belt can catch.  I’m in the process of doing that when the people behind me start loading THEIR bags onto the belt … that was a little close-in but it all worked out.  Then I spend a good 3 minutes explaining to the health inspector about the sandwiches:  yes, they have meat … COOKED meat, from last night’s dinner.  Yes, some are chicken and some are beef.  Oh, the longer one is chicken and the rectangular one is beef.  Yes, it’s all cooked, by us, very recently.  FINALLY we are waved along with dinner still intact.

Now we need to re-check our bags, and then we fall into the food court for a decent table and a decent dinner.  Stand, stretch, head on down to the gate area.  It’s not especially full, but the gate agent is already calling out rewards for SOMEONE to volunteer to go home tomorrow.  She only needed one person or we might have thought hard about it, as the plane was due to arrive at O’Hare just before midnight.  But we do board, with our window/aisle seats, and though the plane is pretty empty, we have a fellow in the center seat.  He’s really, REALLY interested in being re-seated, but the crew understands more than we do … after a small delay from scheduled flight time, the plane explodes with people who have just arrived from Mexico.  A good number are seeking help as they have no English but can see that someone else is sitting in their assigned seat (we were next-to-last row, so we had pretty active supervision about seating).  Eventually everyone does get seated and the plane is utterly packed.  We head northeast in darkness and silence, mostly trying to stay awake.

Arrival at O’Hare was prompt and so was delivery of our suitcases.  The weather was pleasant enough (it had been warmer in Chicago than in Mexico virtually every day we were gone) so we waited outside for the limo that a Groupon was supposed to bring us.  After a while, Linda calls the agency … to discover that the number of our flight had changed, it had not occurred to us to notify them of that … they couldn’t find the flight and no driver is coming.  SIGH!!  Back into the terminal to call a suburban cab, who does come promptly and finds his way into my subtle driveway & underground parking.  He really didn’t want to take payment on VISA, but since that was our only option, eventually he caved.  We rumbled the luggage onto the elevator, rose to 4, padded into the apartment and fell right over.

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